Maybe these will help me deal with the day side of my fucking insomnia.
We invented the Maple Bacon Lollipop, and now we’ve improved it: we’ve made it the bacon-y equivalent of an energy drink, adding two cups worth of caffeine to the already time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon and delicious Vermont maple syrup.
We stand in awe, heady with the thrill of maple bacon discovery, and cold munchin’ on a lollipop.
An even more perfect gift for the sweet-toothed pork aficionado in your life.
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they’re pretty expensive! over a dollar a pop!